Papa was a drunkard and Momma was quite lippy..." ―Palputin It was a cold night. A single star was in the sky above a shack in Siberia. Three wise men named Vladimir, Baldomir and Mikhail were making their way across the planes to the shack where a boy was born to a so called "woman" who had ridden to the shack on a donkey. The evil King Herod Nikolai II was killing all boy babies and feeding them to his bitch. This was the planet Coruscant. Nikolai II was actually called Finish Val's Orsm. And he ate babies. He ate babies like Palputin. But Palputin was too strong. Even then the Force was just so god damn strong in him that they thought he was a cooler version of the kid who whines. He managed to hide himself and bide his time, watching holo-records of Sesame Street, dancing Banthas and e