Height: 5' 8" Weight: 145 Age: 45 Hair: His driver's license lists it as blond Eyes: His driver's license lists it as blue Orientation: Queer as a daisy Canon: Boondock Saints, The First Movie [Character is ever-so-slightly AU] Currently living in: Central, The Birdhouse Then one day he met two friendly, charming young Irishmen who had killed a Russian mobster in self-defense. Favorably impressed with the young men, Smecker helped get the incident ruled self-defense and helped the brothers walk. And then the bodies of other mobsters started piling up... and up... and up...