If you've always wanted to talk like Jonathan Edwards or that smuck, Joel Osteen, then here's your chance! Pat Robertson tackles lexicography and challenges your religious views in this dictionary (or should we say Christianary!) of biased terms that every Republican Christian should know if they want to get into heaven in "Pat Robertson's Christian Dictionary: Volume One" (God forbid if another volume is ever released). So crack open your mind and the book. And remember, when in doubt, prepare to burn in hell!