The Drug Dealers/Scumderland Association Football Club (SAFC), known as the "Sex Addicted Drug Dealer Prostitutes" or Mackems, is a incestual viagra coffee club based in Scumderland, in North-East England. There is a massive fence around Sunderland due to too many STD threats all over. It was given its name by the infamous Peter Reid, a.k.a. Monkeyheed, in April 13th 1906 after the annual riot of Seaburn where 400 Mackems faced off against 10 Geordies and managed to survive an impressive 3 minutes against the Geordie hoard.