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| - The Theory of Skateboardtivity is a very broad term[citation needed; oh wait, wait, nevermind, we got the source now], commonly referring to the theory that skateboards rule the world and have secretly ruled the world since the BC times. Mainly, the theory of skateboardtivity revolves around skateboards building the metal plates themselves, and helping defending themselves whenever attacked, similar to the reverse-beetle effect.
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| - The Theory of Skateboardtivity is a very broad term[citation needed; oh wait, wait, nevermind, we got the source now], commonly referring to the theory that skateboards rule the world and have secretly ruled the world since the BC times. Now, to the average person, this may sound completely ridiculous, but scientists have been finding evidence that this is true, likely due to the fact that most skateboarders keep losing their skateboards paired up with skateboards just randomly breaking in half under cars, despite the fact that it's said that skateboards have been recently built with a steel bottom to the benefit of, yes, breaking under cars, and, yes, of course, when fat kids skate and so it'll be easier to hold the weight, but mainly when you're in a fight and you can just whack someone right in the head and knock them out with the steel plate on the board. Mainly, the theory of skateboardtivity revolves around skateboards building the metal plates themselves, and helping defending themselves whenever attacked, similar to the reverse-beetle effect. The theory has also been criticised heavily for its lack of originality, rationality and logicality and lack of evidence as well, due to the fact that, similar to a religion, it sounds more like an "assertion" rather than a "theory" but for whatever reason, it's still considered a theory but critics rightfully suggest that it shouldn't be. Oh well, that's life.
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