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Plushophilia is the sexual and/or romantic attraction to stuffed animals. This is one of the more misunderstood sexual practices in the world, given that people are self-assured, closed-minded buttfucks in general, but who cares? Masturbating with a plushie is one of the best things you can do with your spare time (granted that you're into that sort of thing, you sick fuck.)

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  • Plushophilia is the sexual and/or romantic attraction to stuffed animals. This is one of the more misunderstood sexual practices in the world, given that people are self-assured, closed-minded buttfucks in general, but who cares? Masturbating with a plushie is one of the best things you can do with your spare time (granted that you're into that sort of thing, you sick fuck.)
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  • Plushophilia is the sexual and/or romantic attraction to stuffed animals. This is one of the more misunderstood sexual practices in the world, given that people are self-assured, closed-minded buttfucks in general, but who cares? Masturbating with a plushie is one of the best things you can do with your spare time (granted that you're into that sort of thing, you sick fuck.) And how exactly does one have sex with a plush toy, you ask? The answer is, any way you want. It's not like the plushie is going to object (unless you imagine that it has a personality.) Most often, humping is involved, or the use of an SPH (strategically placed hole). In case you were wondering, masturbation is actually good for you. Yes, sir. That was really random--kind of.
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