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The pin worm (Latin Nematoda, anglified nematode, Polish Nicienie) has a most impressive pedigree that illustrates a long and exciting family history. The nematode was first reported more than 300 million years before Christ. Of course it was not so well known and feared as it is today. Its first primitive versions eked out a living with odd jobs, worked as assistant earth worms or spaghetti surrogates in Italian dinosaur restaurants. Especially there they caused disgust and soon were treated as the “bottom of the barrel of spineless animals”. Together with some leprous lizards, mentally retarded mites and homosexual brontosaurs they were deported from Pangaea and left alone. The pin worms were the only species that kept afloat even under water. They tried their luck with the ambitious hum

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rdfs:comment	The pin worm (Latin Nematoda, anglified nematode, Polish Nicienie) has a most impressive pedigree that illustrates a long and exciting family history. The nematode was first reported more than 300 million years before Christ. Of course it was not so well known and feared as it is today. Its first primitive versions eked out a living with odd jobs, worked as assistant earth worms or spaghetti surrogates in Italian dinosaur restaurants. Especially there they caused disgust and soon were treated as the “bottom of the barrel of spineless animals”. Together with some leprous lizards, mentally retarded mites and homosexual brontosaurs they were deported from Pangaea and left alone. The pin worms were the only species that kept afloat even under water. They tried their luck with the ambitious hum
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abstract	The pin worm (Latin Nematoda, anglified nematode, Polish Nicienie) has a most impressive pedigree that illustrates a long and exciting family history. The nematode was first reported more than 300 million years before Christ. Of course it was not so well known and feared as it is today. Its first primitive versions eked out a living with odd jobs, worked as assistant earth worms or spaghetti surrogates in Italian dinosaur restaurants. Especially there they caused disgust and soon were treated as the “bottom of the barrel of spineless animals”. Together with some leprous lizards, mentally retarded mites and homosexual brontosaurs they were deported from Pangaea and left alone. The pin worms were the only species that kept afloat even under water. They tried their luck with the ambitious humpback whales where they worked as bowel cleaners. At last some humpback whales developed so far that they could survive on land (some of their descendants are actors in Coronation Street and commentators of sports events today). In this way the pin worms came back on land too and accumulated a good reputation in the area of intestinal flora. Soon they could go shopping in fancy boutiques and visit strip bars again and belonged to the high society. More than 2 million years before Christ the pin worms almost reached world domination but the Homo sapiens used his technical supremacy to vanquish this high culture and forced it back into the bowels. Since then, the pin worm was tolerated only in humans' and his best friends – the dogs' - guts. Until today.

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