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District of Colombia (DC) is the capital of God's country, the New Jerusalem, the City of the Hill, as anyone who reads The Bible knows. From the headquarters of the Restore Jesus Corporation, here meticulous plans are hatched to free the Old Jerusalem (kind of dirty and dingy after 3000 years of use) from the terrorists and make it nice and tidy for the new and improved Jesus to return and walk the Earth again Some minor institutions related to the Restore Jesus Corporation are the Senate, Congress, Supreme Court, Library of Congress and some museum.

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  • District of Colombia (DC) is the capital of God's country, the New Jerusalem, the City of the Hill, as anyone who reads The Bible knows. From the headquarters of the Restore Jesus Corporation, here meticulous plans are hatched to free the Old Jerusalem (kind of dirty and dingy after 3000 years of use) from the terrorists and make it nice and tidy for the new and improved Jesus to return and walk the Earth again Some minor institutions related to the Restore Jesus Corporation are the Senate, Congress, Supreme Court, Library of Congress and some museum.
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  • District of Colombia (DC) is the capital of God's country, the New Jerusalem, the City of the Hill, as anyone who reads The Bible knows. From the headquarters of the Restore Jesus Corporation, here meticulous plans are hatched to free the Old Jerusalem (kind of dirty and dingy after 3000 years of use) from the terrorists and make it nice and tidy for the new and improved Jesus to return and walk the Earth again In preparation for his return, Jesus has talked to Former President George W. Bush and President Barack H. Obama about his plans for the world. These include smiting his and his pal God's enemies, a world financial meltdown to create more poor people for him to save, and setting up a hide-away bed for him in the White House somewhere. Once Jesus becomes President of the United States, he will turn the Potomac River into wine and thereby restructure the District of Colombia's economy from that of privatizing public services to just full-out getting wasted all the time. Doing deals over drinks in Foggy Bottom will be replaced by doing it in the drink. Some minor institutions related to the Restore Jesus Corporation are the Senate, Congress, Supreme Court, Library of Congress and some museum.
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