Christy Clark is the premier of BC and is a famous Canadian story teller. Her most famous story is "BC Fairy". She fell into power when Gordon Campbell resigned. (He moved to England to turn a new leaf. He ended up incinerating all the leaves in a week when he opened a coal power plant.) Christy Clark was manufactured in a Monsanto chemical lab with the sole purpose of replacing Gordon Campbell in the event of his resign, which was predicted by an old hag when he visited Romania. She won the "Most Dazed and Confused Canadian of The Year", Although, naturally, her acceptance speech was a lecture about balancing budgets.
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