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| - The ultimate showdown between Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, and Emperor Bob Barker aboard the second Death Star. Image:Barker-showc1.jpg We're back! And heading into our showcase today LUKE is in the lead! Image:Luke-showc1.jpg Image:Barker-showc1.jpg And! Our runner-up is Lord VADER! Image:Vader-showc1.jpg Image:Barker-showc1.jpg And as the leader, Luke, you can choose to pass or bid on our FIRST SHOWCASE. Rod? Image:Roddy-showc1.jpg Bob, our first showcase contains prizes reVEALED as we follow the lovely Guri on her next suspenseful MISSION! Image:Guri-showc.jpg Image:Roddy-showc1.jpg It's a new BEDROOM GROUP! Image:Luke-showc2.jpg Image:Bedroom-showc.jpg You'll sleep your way to the top of the Black Sun criminal organization in this queen-size canopy bed. Plus mahogany hope chest, wardrobe, and droid recharge slot. From Broyhill! Okay Bob! Image:Luke-showc1.jpg ... Wait... That's it? Image:Barker-showc1.jpg LUKE, would you like to bid or pass on this SHOWCASE? Image:Luke-showc1.jpg Pass! And besides, I thought we were gonna talk about my father and my destiny and stuff. Image:Barker-showc1.jpg All right, Lord Vader! What is your bid? Image:Vader-showc2.jpg Uhhh... Uhhhhhh... Image:Audience-showc.jpg FIVE!TWOOO!HUNDRED!SEVEN!SIXTY!FIIIVE!TWENTY!EIGHTEEN!FIIIVE!RHUBARB!FIFTY!FIIIVE!FIIIIIVE! Image:Vader-showc1.jpg ...One credit, Bob! Image:Barker-showc1.jpg ... Image:Audience-showc.jpg NO!! NO!! Image:Barker-showc1.jpg I wonder if your feelings on this matter are clear, Lord Vader. Image:Vader-showc1.jpg That's my final answer, my master. Image:Barker-showc1.jpg All right, Luke, let's take a look at YOUR showcase! Image:Deena-showc.jpg Our second showcase follows the lovely Deena as she infiltrates a stronghold of the evil GALACTIC EMPIRE! Image:Barker-showc1.jpg Hey! Image:Roddy-showc2.jpg Aw Bob, you know I don't write this stuff! Image:Barker-showc1.jpg Just cut to the prizes or I'll report you to the Imperial Bureau of Flamboyance Suppression. Image:Roddy-showc1.jpg ...! Image:Barker-showc1.jpg You know I'll do it, Sequin-Boy. Image:Roddy-showc1.jpg Well, ah, okay Bob, um... Okay, there's a trip to Denon, uhhh, a sampler of fine Corellian ales... ah, here we go: Image:NEWCAR.jpg IT'S A NEW AIRSPEEDER! Image:Luke-showc2.jpg Image:Barker-showc1.jpg Luke, what is your bid on your showcase? Image:Luke-showc1.jpg Two credits. Image:Barker-showc1.jpg Gah! Vader, you dolt. Image:Vader-showc1.jpg Whaaat? Image:Barker-showc1.jpg Forget it, forget it. Normally we'd go to break here, but I think the winner is obvious... Luke gets the friggin' showcase... Image:Audience-showc.jpg Image:Barker-showc1.jpg Shut the hell up!! Anyway, I'm Emperor Bob Barker, commanding you to help control the Jedi population; have your apprentice spayed or neutered. Image:Vader-showc1.jpg Hey!
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