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| - Conversation overheard in a Kybucks coffee house between Boba Fett, some Mandalorians, and an underpaid barista. Image:Starbucky.JPG Welcome to Kybucks. May I take your order? Image:BobaIcon.JPG I'm not gay! Image:Starbucky.JPG What? Image:BobaIcon.JPG Take it back right now! I'm not gay! Image:Starbucky.JPG I never said you were. Image:BobaIcon.JPG You were thinking it. Image:Starbucky.JPG Why would I— Image:BobaIcon.JPG Everybody does. Everybody thinks we Mandalorians are all gay. I can see it in their eyes. Image:Starbucky.JPG Well, I wouldn't— Image:BobaIcon.JPG I mean, look at me. The mask, the jetpack, the blaster rifle, the flamethrower... Image:Starbucky.JPG The fibercord whip, the stun cuffs... Image:BobaIcon.JPG Exactly! I follow my q
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| - Conversation overheard in a Kybucks coffee house between Boba Fett, some Mandalorians, and an underpaid barista. Image:Starbucky.JPG Welcome to Kybucks. May I take your order? Image:BobaIcon.JPG I'm not gay! Image:Starbucky.JPG What? Image:BobaIcon.JPG Take it back right now! I'm not gay! Image:Starbucky.JPG I never said you were. Image:BobaIcon.JPG You were thinking it. Image:Starbucky.JPG Why would I— Image:BobaIcon.JPG Everybody does. Everybody thinks we Mandalorians are all gay. I can see it in their eyes. Image:Starbucky.JPG Well, I wouldn't— Image:BobaIcon.JPG I mean, look at me. The mask, the jetpack, the blaster rifle, the flamethrower... Image:Starbucky.JPG The fibercord whip, the stun cuffs... Image:BobaIcon.JPG Exactly! I follow my quarry for weeks, then I catch him, tie him up, slap the cuffs on him, and carry him back to my ship— Image:Starbucky.JPG With a ball and gag. Image:BobaIcon.JPG Exactly! I mean, no! I'm not gay! Image:Starbucky.JPG Right, I never said you were. You're just an efficient bounty hunter. Image:BobaIcon.JPG Precisely. I always get my man. Image:Starbucky.JPG *snort* Image:BobaShoot.JPG I heard that. Image:Starbucky.JPG Sorry. Image:BobaIcon.JPG This is ridiculous. I mean, yes, a few Mandalorians are gay, a very small percentage, nothing wrong with it, but I've got a reputation to maintain. I can't have everybody thinking we're all a bunch of ponces. Image:Starbucky.JPG Not at all. Image:BobaIcon.JPG I can't have people thinking we're all so light in the loafers we don't even need our jetpacks to leave the ground. Hey, Fenn, tell him! Tell him we're not all fairies. Image:FennTobbi.JPG Um... Image:BobaIcon.JPG Um, Fenn, who's your, um, friend? Image:FennTobbi.JPG ... Image:BobaIcon.JPG Melvin, explain to the guy. Tell him how straight we Mandalorians are. Image:MelvinFett.JPG Excuse me? Image:BobaIcon.JPG Tell the barrista here we Mandalorians aren't all gay. Image:MelvinFett.JPG I think I am. Image:BobaIcon.JPG No, you're not, Melvin. Image:MelvinFett.JPG No, think about it. I've never really had a girlfriend... Image:BobaIcon.JPG That's because you're a loser, not because you're gay. Look, somebody back me up here! We Mandalorians are not a race of poofs, right? Cassus? Image:Cassus.JPG ... Image:BobaIcon.JPG Cassus? Image:Cassus.JPG ... Image:BobaIcon.JPG Anybody? How about you? Image:MandoBoobs.JPG Are you kidding? I had to get breast implants just to keep the men away. Image:BobaIcon.JPG ... Image:Starbucky.JPG So, um... Image:BobaIcon.JPG Venti mocha, please, and let us never speak of this again.
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