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| - Following 0 Followers 1927 File:Default profile add photo.gif Mr McElroyLand! Procrastinating; can’t do marking at this time of night. Might as well start being “trendy” instead. Hating; 32 of the worst grammarians outside of the internet. Giving Bs; not too good, not too bad; smiles all round and I can get an early night. Packing a briefcase for once; might as well try and look the part. Learning; Jackie is showing me how to do this through my phone. Success! I can now officially do this wherever I like, supposing I have money to burn… Remembering about those essays I left on my desk last night. Suppose this means I’ll have to spend tonight doing it properly. Basically in detention; cleaning graffiti off the toilet walls. Not fair, we can’t keep the kids here after 3:30! Wanking. Home. Eating egg and waffles, apparently this means I’m in need of a wife. Marking; wish I had just left them all at B. Far too many are getting honest Cs and that makes me look bad. Drinking. Whisky and Vodka are actually quite nice together. And I’m getting drunk a lot faster than expected. Turning into my dad. Tripping out of my slippers and everything! Eating a bucket of aspirin. Shit, those were sedatives... Dunno... Probably shouldn’t be driving... Why am I going to work? I might be dying. Ah, that was nice. Just threw up, feel slightly more alive. Fell asleep in class and my First Years drew on me. They're getting Cs regardless of wither they deserve them or not. Having a fag in the toilets, glad to be alive. Left the Third Years' essays in the car -.- Can't remember where I left my car. Don't think I locked it... Home, talking to insurance people. Rewriting 32 essays from memory and then grading them. I should really consider reading "To Kill a Mockingbird". Drinking apple Sourz with vodka. Parties are much better if there are other people at them, but they're all sleeping :(Snooker and football are exactly the same sport: in both you try and get the white ball in the net. At least I can't make the same mistake again, there's only aspirin left in the cabinet. My car's on the news and it's full of heroin. Like to see the insurance company refuse me now. Why are they all being so nice to me? Is it because of the heroin? Being arrested. I didn't run that red light! It was the drug lord. Can't believe they took my phone off me! Anyway, I'm getting a new car but I still need to do those essays (the originals are evidence). I need a drink. Woohoo! Got the rest of the day off! Still need a drink though. Drinking and watching Countdown. 7, Fuckwit. Heroin? 6? Is that the best he can do? Retard. Right, essays... Actually, I'll just make them do it. Say that remembering a good essay is the only reliable way of cheating. Anyone ever tried Marmite and vodka? Not really a liquid but not a paste either. Makes the toast soggy. Ugh, run out of aspirin. Think I'll call in sick. Ok, so not going to school, can catch up on some marking. Think I might have a hair-of-the-dog, first though. My head is killing! Skiving, I feel so naughty... No booze left, need to go get some - what if somebody comes over? Those kids should be in school. I'm so gonna grass on them if they don't bring a sick note tomorrow. I thought offies were always open? Pub, anyone? Wow, you know how my car was stolen? I just met the guy who stole it! He's angry, thinks that it's my fault it wasn't roadworthy. I'm trying to reason with him. He's not listening. He just pulled out a gun! I am screaming in agony. Bullets REALLY hurt! I am bleeding to death. These may be my last words... gotta make them good. Oh, he mugged me, and then insulted my "worthless" phone and "terrible" dress sense. :/ On reflection I wish I had worn clean underwear today. File:Ninjastar.png
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