Scienticians have made many advances in technology, including the toaster, bubble gum, those things you can put on the back of your phone which light up when you get a text, gravity, sticks, marmalade, The Pope, the rock band "The Hives" and much more. Today, the iPod cable is widely acknowledged as the most useful invention of the Scientician. Before the invention of iPod cables, the iPod was simply used to prop up desks and light up dark rooms. Now, it is used to transport large quantities of pornography, music and podcasts (also invented by a Scientician).
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| - Scienticians have made many advances in technology, including the toaster, bubble gum, those things you can put on the back of your phone which light up when you get a text, gravity, sticks, marmalade, The Pope, the rock band "The Hives" and much more. Today, the iPod cable is widely acknowledged as the most useful invention of the Scientician. Before the invention of iPod cables, the iPod was simply used to prop up desks and light up dark rooms. Now, it is used to transport large quantities of pornography, music and podcasts (also invented by a Scientician).
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| - Scienticians have made many advances in technology, including the toaster, bubble gum, those things you can put on the back of your phone which light up when you get a text, gravity, sticks, marmalade, The Pope, the rock band "The Hives" and much more. Today, the iPod cable is widely acknowledged as the most useful invention of the Scientician. Before the invention of iPod cables, the iPod was simply used to prop up desks and light up dark rooms. Now, it is used to transport large quantities of pornography, music and podcasts (also invented by a Scientician).
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