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Flogging is a masturbatory practice used by orangutans and The Pope's best friend, when they have taken PCP. To flog, you must: 1. * Find yourself a conspicuous, inconspicuous and conspicuous (and also inconspicuous) palm tree. 2. * Laugh at it for a period of roughly 43 seconds. 3. * Pee on it sitting down. 4. * 4: Tell all your friends about Illogicopedia 5. * Perform oral sex on a chinook helicopter while making Baked Alaska. 6. * Liquify this baked Alaska and any side products from the events that were going on as you made it. 7. * Throw them at your nearest Pope.

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  • Flogging is a masturbatory practice used by orangutans and The Pope's best friend, when they have taken PCP. To flog, you must: 1. * Find yourself a conspicuous, inconspicuous and conspicuous (and also inconspicuous) palm tree. 2. * Laugh at it for a period of roughly 43 seconds. 3. * Pee on it sitting down. 4. * 4: Tell all your friends about Illogicopedia 5. * Perform oral sex on a chinook helicopter while making Baked Alaska. 6. * Liquify this baked Alaska and any side products from the events that were going on as you made it. 7. * Throw them at your nearest Pope.
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  • Flogging is a masturbatory practice used by orangutans and The Pope's best friend, when they have taken PCP. To flog, you must: 1. * Find yourself a conspicuous, inconspicuous and conspicuous (and also inconspicuous) palm tree. 2. * Laugh at it for a period of roughly 43 seconds. 3. * Pee on it sitting down. 4. * 4: Tell all your friends about Illogicopedia 5. * Perform oral sex on a chinook helicopter while making Baked Alaska. 6. * Liquify this baked Alaska and any side products from the events that were going on as you made it. 7. * Throw them at your nearest Pope.
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